I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money..

I'm usually pretty open about what's going on with me..

I'm not a centerfold..

The future belongs to the free..

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought..

I would have given my right arm to have been a pianist..

It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decis….

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or ….

It is better to be looked over than overlooked..

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles..

The poor Americans are so busy defending the rights of Hindus in Pakistan, Moslems in India, Jews in Palestine, Koreans in Japan, Italians in Yugosla….

I loved rollerskating when I was younger..

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction..

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3.

Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he t….

God never leads anyone anywhere for money..

You've got to connect with the things that you love..

The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

Now that you have the knowledge of the gospel, you're called to do better..

No one can be perfectly happy till all are happy..