Death, only, renders hope futile..

I never take myself too seriously..

You have only one life, make the most of it.

I studied a lot of Foghorn Leghorn..

Time doesn't go. Time stays. We go..

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

You make a movie for 9k for the freedom it allows you..

Like many things, I am nothing..

I am not an adolescent, nor a romantic. I analyze objectively..

Success is failure inside out..

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him..

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They were all on a diet..

I bleed like nobody else..

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet..

No one can be perfectly happy till all are happy..

I don't expect success. I prepare for it..

I'm thankful for my POLKADOTS!.

Don't talk to us like we ignint!.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age..