Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?.

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder..

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think y….

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you..

In opera, there is always too much singing..

I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the b….

[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z..

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle..

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!.

I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas..

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree..

You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!.

History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..

Ontogeny re-capitulates phylogeny..

A text is evolutionary by its very nature..

It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not ….

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red..

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers..

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one..