Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused..

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third..

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it..

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here"..

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer..

I've developed some deep relationships over the past couple of years blogging and I realize that those relationships manifest themselves in the links….

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste..

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot..

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody..

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition..

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth ..

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them..

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions..

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have..

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm..

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away..

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining..

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep..

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account..

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!.

I had never been to second base..