One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver..

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door..

I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story..

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious..

One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites..

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well..

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir..

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?.

One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert..

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either..

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend..

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty..

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important..

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships..

I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me..

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself..

Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused..

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third..

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it..

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here"..

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer..