Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it..

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world..

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me..

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know..

When I was younger, things got to me more, but not now..

I have a background in theater, so I have experience with actors. I like actors - I used to be one..

Usually we are saying only part of the truth..

I have actually five honorary degrees..

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!.

A month before graduation I got an off-Broadway job. Then I did some commercials, including one for MCI. You can only see half of me, but it paid wel….

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out….

Assumptions are the termites of relationships..

There was an austerely dignified award ceremony. By that I mean we had to buy our own drinks - in clear violation of the international journalists'co….

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his..

I took three years off. I differentiated myself from the industry. Found my identity - sort of... I haven't graduated yet. I'm not legitimately educa….

Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics..

Someone who was a part of my life. Probably the only one that really mattered..

Those who cannot begin do not finish..

I think young writers should get other degrees first, social sciences, arts degrees or even business degrees. What you learn is research skills, a ne….

When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do. We must design our middle and high scho….

At the School of Visual Arts in New York, you can get your degree in Net art, which is really a fantastic way of thinking of theater in new ways..