I've been noticing gravity since I was very young..

I'm not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I'm a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I'm useless. I mean, I'm a mess arou….

I respect religion and will respect any religion..

A race track is a place where windows clean people..

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way..

I'm not hooked on cognac, but I've enjoyed it over the years..

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry..

I'll assure you this: I will have nothing to do with politics..

Next to music beer was best..

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between..

For NASA, space is still a high priority..

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed..

May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!".

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I dont have to speak.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that..

A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance a….

My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and t….

Travel works best when you're forced to come to terms with the place you're in..

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God??.

Where I came from, no one was a writer..

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day..