Quotes on Funny

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Nothing is more apt to deceive us than our own judgment of our work. We derive more benefit from having our faults pointed out by our enemies than from hearing the opinions of friends.

Men at forty Learn to close softly The doors to rooms they will not be Coming back to.

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.

No volleyball play can begin without a serve, and the serve is the only technique that is totally under your control. In other endeavors, you cannot succeed without believing in yourself, and that belief is completely under your control.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.