When you love what you do, you're happy just doing it..
I'm not cutthroat. I'm Midwestern..
When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it..
I'm always looking for good music..
Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right ….
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you..
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood..
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat..
A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame..
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again..
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments..
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog..
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research..
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand..
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good..
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone..
I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body..
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on..