I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs..
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery..
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair..
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh..
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives..
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back..
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle..