Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen..

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal..

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in wate….

I'm pretty confident..

I am open to everything..

You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can’t choose to be unaffected by it.

It is indeed possible for those who have the will, courage and faith..

Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change..

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster.

We all have the right to be wrong and be loved just the same..

I love to sing, so I just figured that I was going to sing or something..

You are either going forward or you are not..

There is time in life for everything..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

I grill, therefore I am..

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find t….

You don't have to do anything..

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks..

Life is simple yet complex, in the complexity we realize everything is simple for we create our own happiness, our own sadness & our own destiny by n….

A lot of these movies are informed by the movies that come before them..

I often look for beauty in form and structure, and for ideas..