I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?.

That's where the money is, on the road..

No day in all my life had ever been as cruel as this one..

I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful ….

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service..

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity..

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis..

Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood..

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one le….

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman..

If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have the bad image..