If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed..

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you….

Nothing is more characteristically juvenile than contempt for juvenility. . . youth's characteristic chronological snobbery..

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds,….

Experimental music scores are enigmatic, opaque, demanding, irritating, humorous, childlike; the best, like Cardew's Treatise, are also inspiring, gi….

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex..

Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before th….

Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off..

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive..

It is considered in England and the United States that the Government of South Africa is altogether too harsh with its native peoples. It is sadly hu….

I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the ….

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London..

I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket..

The Woman had once been supreme; in France she still seemed potent, not merely as a sentiment but as a force; why was she unknownin America? for evid….

Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn wi….

The British are proud of their ability to create a muddle and then muddle through all difficulties. I must shake the British pride: muddle is not an ….

He hadn’t a single redeeming vice..

When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and pavement, and Broadway looked….

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?.