Why (he wondered rhetorically) do people who have a position that's being attacked constantly state that they have a right to say it, as if the right….

It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later..

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me..

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems..

They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called "work" in a box, where they sit in….

He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened..

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying..

British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by ….

And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody chooses to be a dil….

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number..

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap..

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg..

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming..

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger..

Indeed, so far from being humorous, the male American is the most abnormally serious creature who ever existed.. It is only fair to admit that he can….

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be..

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead..

I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who l….

While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of kings; While quacks of State must each produce his plan, And even c….

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect..

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space..