While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of kings; While quacks of State must each produce his plan, And even c….

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect..

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space..

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is….

For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down..

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow G….

I was voted Most Humorous in my senior class in high school, and I was a fan of comedy, my whole life. I never got into the horror genre, and action ….

Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce y….

It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. H….

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it..

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds..

The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footma….

Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer of womankind, as you are aware, Watso….

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges….

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats..

This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not..

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican..

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants..

In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that ….

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation..

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?.