Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a pric….

You can’t live for God until you learn how to live because of God..

I love to be called Doc..

We've got a lot of love here, and for me that's what family is all about..

There is no man in any rank who is always at liberty to act as he would incline. In some quarter or other he is limited by circumstances..

You cannot become Happy, You can only Be Happy..

Whatever is is a movement; man is a movement-to something other than man..

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!.

Victor Wooten is the Carlos Castaneda of music.

I'm not one to intellectualize why I did something..

I wasn't brought up with any religion, actually..

You have to go, but I have to stay..

There is for a free man no occupation more worthy and delightful than to contemplate the beauteous works of nature and honor the infinite wisdom and ….

But the places we come from don't leave us as easily as we leave them..

In a calm sea every man is a pilot..

Adversity makes a man wise, not rich..

Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time..

You can only control what you can control..

There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is:….

You're tearing me apart!.

Don’t do your best, do my best..