Quotes on Sarcastic

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.

What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on culture, which allows us to laugh at ourselves - but in a way that is inclusive of everyone.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

He makes a July's day short as December.