I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Today, there are more Americans working than ever before in the history of our Nation, and the average wage of those workers is higher than it has ev….

Never look back on something bad, yesterday is gone, today is now, tomorrow doesn't exist..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.

The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that….

History is absolutely my thing..

There's a restless feeling knocking on my door today..

Before you attempt to set things right, make sure you see things right..

When you are in love- everything is romantic.

I'm interested in how the confessional is so abrasively critiqued today. I'm not really comfortable with simply confessing but I do think "confessing….

Keep it weird. They'll get it later..

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was..

I did not read the Bible today. I am not very good at being religious and don't really feel too bad about not being too good. I do wish that I loved ….

I definitely wouldn't be the performer I am today if the gay audience had not been so supportive of me as a complete unknown..

You can't possibly be right for everything..

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

Only conservatives believe that subversion is still being carried on in the arts and that society is being shaken by it. Advanced art today is no lon….

Today, each artist must undertake to invent himself, a lifelong act of creation that constitutes the essential content of the artist's work..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

You cannot have the right to do what is wrong!.