To love is an active verb..

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind..

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long..

The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and f….

Women would rather be right than reasonable..

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches..

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today..

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are p….

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental..

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..

How Sunday into Monday melts!.

Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the di….

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You'….

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?.

In the world of mules there are no rules..

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it..

Good wine needs no bush, And perhaps products that people really want Need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot..

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned..

But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result th….

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!.