If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box..

So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility….

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure t….

It is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin, That lays eggs under your skin..

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it..

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is..

All that glitters is sold as gold..

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament..

It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a qua….

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle..

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born..

Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed by our parents and the last….

One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor..

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them..

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker..

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch..

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance..

Celery, raw, Develops the jaw.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel..

So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf, ….