Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died..

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congre….

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about this, ….

It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer..

Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! Wha….

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps..

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong..

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it..

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A t….

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles..

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's a….

Life is very important to Americans..

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British..

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do..

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you..

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work..

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made..

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional..

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out..

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?.