Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony..

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names..

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful..

The more popular a person thinks he is in the blogosphere, the thinner his skin and the thicker his hypocrisy. This should be exactly the opposite: t….

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed ou….

Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down..

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes..

My whole head is like I've had a face lift..

We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent. If He is, nothing contrary to His wi….

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu..

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes..

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him..

I should like to be a horse..

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work..

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances..

One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and ….

That's my fun time so, to me, doing my homework, studying on what I do, watching the movies, listening to music, all that inspires me so I focus a lo….

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing..

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart..

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife..