The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack..

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt..

Money is always there but the pockets change..

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that g….

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain..

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season..

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating….

There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.'.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction..

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination..

The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is the man who changes spaces, who circu….

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?.

Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have..

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing..

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you ….

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find..

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man..

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux..

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards..