Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you..

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed.".

All art is quite useless..

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything ….

However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive..

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand..

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong..

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor..

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt..

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television..

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers..

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange..

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to ….

I love acting. It is so much more real than life..

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom..

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb..

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together..

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it..

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. W….

I like friends as I like music - when I am in the mood..

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made..