Of course drugs were fun. And that's what's so stupid about anti-drug campaigns; they don't admit that. I can't say I feel particularly scarred or le….

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is….

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score: Then to that twenty, add a hundred more..

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast..

I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan - it was a graduation requirement..

These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up..

Being a lady is an attitude..

I love cities that are on the water. I love the water element, specifically the sea. I grew up on the sea and I grew up sailing - I love sailing - an….

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents..

My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money..

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population..

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone..

The road to success is always under construction..

I'll go anywhere as long as it's forward..

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people….

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends..

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in ….

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists..

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have ….

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!.