I don't act to live. I live to act..

American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap..

Never be shamed of being Afrikan.

I never dreamed I would do Westerns..

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives..

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul..

I've never not been famous..

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it..

Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a computer. Every time I use a set….

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor..

When you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu, my friend Lee Saunders has said, and he is correct..

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain." There w….

I have to change to stay the same..

You live day by day. You can't build your life..

Life is full of risks anyway; why not take them?.

I is what I is, and I'm not changing..

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark..

The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..

I have seen myself backward..

The surest sign of fitness is success..

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!".