I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs..

Nothing exists but him..

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus..

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse..

Everything is dead while it lives..

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

Everybody changes, not just me..

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor..

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it..

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say..

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice..

That’s what you do for family. Anything..

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone..

When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship..

The old Lena is dead..

Schizophrenia beats dining alone..

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as l….

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have t….

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them..

What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twe….