Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'.

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had ….

Discover what you are..

I have always been afraid of banks..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil..

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?.

You are someone worth loving.

Can we all just stop being dicks?!.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!".

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings..

I never starved myself..

He is truly great in who hath power over himself..

Life comes only from life..

Everybody comes from somewhere..