Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?.

I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippine….

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'.

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had ….

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