Quotes on Humorous

As a writer and as a human being, Susan Dworkin has always had the _x000D_ ability to draw us into new dreams of justice, and to make them _x000D_ irresistibly practical, humorous and human. She makes clear that _x000D_ progress and pleasure go together.

Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.

There is one catagory of advertising which is totally uncontrolled and flagrantly dishonest: the television commercials for candidates in Presidential elections.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

It's only words... unless they're true.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.