Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story..

I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in o….

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus….

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society..

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic an….

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were..

My motto is "more mystery, less history"..

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes..

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car..

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed..

There are certain things women are better at than men..

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican..

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff..

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting..

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside..

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it..

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing..

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself..

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age..

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings..