The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret..

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well..

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere..

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car..

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money..

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way..

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat..

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!".

If I had blood, I'd blush..

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece..

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it..

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland..

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him..

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen.".

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries..

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out..

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked..

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them..

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "….