Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with..

The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociolo….

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people..

I read good. I was an English major..

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women..

Remember, FDA employees are serious about fear. We pay these people to panic about an iota of rodent hair in our chili, even when the recipe calls fo….

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money..

I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan….

There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our only basic human duty: the duty to….

Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, doritoes confused with food,….

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does..

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look..

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it..

Ever read any [Friedrich] Hayek? He's great. The Road To Serfdom is like... I'm not a big political-science reader, but I actually dog-eared my copy.….

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer..

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can..

If we do our deficit spending on weapons, at least we get weapons. Then if we need weapons, we have them. If we don't need them, no harm is done..

Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?.

Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand American pop, like Sonny Bono in a karaoke bar. At worst Asian music sounds as ….

The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall….

If we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not t….