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I became Gauleiter in 1927..

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

God gave the day, God gave the strength..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

Always do your best. Somebody is watching you..

Patience puts up with those you'd like to put down.

We learn nothing by being right..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted..

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?.

Ninety percent of everything is crap..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is..