When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I reali….

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that..

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks..

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!.

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit..

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count..

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus..

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass..

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpto….

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness..

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it..

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves..

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!.

You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze….

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift..

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got lea….

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're ….

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun..

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are..