Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that way for about ten years. When….

This is largely the methodology I've used throughout my career - that is, starting with a question as to what might be the properties of a set of com….

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative..

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where..

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours..

The major advances in speed of communication and ability to interact took place more than a century ago. The shift from sailing ships to telegraph wa….

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow..

After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around..

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car..

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked at all times..

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you..

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap..

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a….

Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys..

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money..

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it..

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio..

The court is like a palace of marble; it's composed of people very hard and very polished..

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter..

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home..