For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow.

I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind y….

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys..

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers..

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary..

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home..

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I w….

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris..

A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it..

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win..

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got Go….

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do..

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to colleg….

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of no….

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge..

Reality continues to ruin my life..

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel..

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first..

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously..

Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into ….