If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work..

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying….

I think that making love is the best form of exercise..

If you are not prepared, you cannot work out intensely. If you do not perform, you cannot get results, and if you can't do your best to recover, you ….

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving..

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop.

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it..

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!.

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ..

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking..

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter..

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-f….

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff..

I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Techn….

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clea….

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother..

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end..