She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!".

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood..

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home..

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church..

In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read..

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shi….

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means..

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live..

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do..

Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation..

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help..

Few great men would have got past personnel..

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls..

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it..

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect..

It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston..

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us..

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town..

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie..

Nostalgia is heroin for old people..

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?.