Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse..

The next evolutionary step is into the screen..

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me..

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day..

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air..

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice..

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?.

Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They mak….

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer..

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market..

So, how did you all meet?.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while..

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools..

I first became interested in women and religion when I was one of the few women doing graduate work in Religious Studies at Yale University in the la….

One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation class, which is why I don't often do them..

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together..

Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins..

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?.

A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read t….

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment..

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking..