Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano..

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity..

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience..

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches..

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp o….

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem..

I just plug in and let go..

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three..

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards..

Tracy McGrady is doing things we've never seen from anybody - from any planet!.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball..

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being..

If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d be hard on him. If I could I woul….

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards..

Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor..

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases..

Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day..

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night..

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff..