There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brothe….

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet..

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?.

If I ever wear a Chelsea shirt, you have permission to kill me..

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them..

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself..

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet..

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise..

You can never be too paranoid..

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering ….

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers..

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them..

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful..

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid..

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect..

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth..

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks..

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement..

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's….

In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and ….

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last..