Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnat….

Fast is only cool if it's melodic and has substance..

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds..

In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning..

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They w….

In London there was no home cooking worthy of the name. When you were in funds you ate out. But only the people whose faces appeared in such publicat….

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'Tha….

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough..

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing..

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?.

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm….

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping..

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not pu….

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces..

Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles).

This is a great day for France!.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < ..

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong..

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait..

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical..

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold ….