The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished..

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying..

Children are gleeful barbarians..

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive..

Karch inspired his partners, his opponents and the world of volleyball players to be better than they were, to be great... In the end, who could do m….

Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance..

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book..

One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her..

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?" O….

I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my faul….

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up..

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while..

It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on ….

One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else..

A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime..

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'.

Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes..

South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang..

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard"..

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met..

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down..