People like you are the reason People like me need medication..

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own..

Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed..

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty..

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed..

In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that ….

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one..

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things..

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find thre….

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get..

We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of our patrons we write our new creation, and every ….

A good time for laughing is when you can..

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am remi….

There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures..

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be..

Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no on….

He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming..

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in..

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say..