This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important..

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity..

I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants ….

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous..

I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my pro….

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation..

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity..

I am a deeply superficial person..

Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically..

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born..

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in t….

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much diffe….

Until now has there ever been a time in which so many of the prophecies are coming together? There have been times in the past when people thought th….

It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain, playing with the children who….

A fool and her money are soon courted..

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and ….

I think becoming an actor because it's a ridiculously insecure profession to go into. I feel very comfortable but very lucky. I think any time that y….

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a co….

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time..

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4..

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?.