I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can’t share with you guys..

So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?.

There's two heads to every coin..

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work..

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen..

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home..

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I reali….

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me be….

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one..

Carpe per diem - seize the check..

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates..

Reality: What a concept!.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus..

A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'..

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks..

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason..

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conve….

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair..