He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself..

But scientists, who ought to know Assure us that it must be so. Oh, let us never, never doubt What nobody is sure about..

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing..

One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal curva….

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks..

The secret of longevity... Is to keep breathing!.

Maybe there'll be a simple, innocent explanation. I don't think so, because I think we would have offered that up already..

I don't even know what street Canada is on..

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?.

"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced th….

'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness..

I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot c….

It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation..

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man..

Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic undernea….

The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year..

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?.

I tried to think but nothing happened!.

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?.

I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?.

If exposure of body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humans..