There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood..

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot..

Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking..

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. ".

Manage by objectives. Tell people exactly what you want them to do and then get out of their way..

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-….

Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice. Its right to this adje….

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer..

The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife..

And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they're for..

We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole c….

It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel ….

Reinforce what you want to see repeated.What gets rewarded gets done..

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success..

There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus!.

Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Every….

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and ….

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile, "fly with me! B….

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking..

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead..