God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do not mean….

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational..

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act..

Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet..

What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person i….

I like to think 'The God Delusion' is a humorous book. I think, actually, it's full of laughs. And people who describe it as a polarizing book or as ….

If Blake said that, said Father Brian, he never lived in Dublin..

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up..

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window..

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it..

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats..

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Mid….

By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand?.

['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it ver….

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them..

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems..

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves..

The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one..

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present..