It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me..

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey..

The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study t….

Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to be one of the great cosmic elementar….

Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater..

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do".

The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous..

When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there..

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey..

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives..

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge..

"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coe….

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee..

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy..

As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words ever uttered, Let there be light, constitute its cha….

Manage by responsibility.It is a powerful way to grow people..

One picture is worth 1,000 denials..

The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one..

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have….

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge..

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?.